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C.U Splatter, Up close and personal

‘Evenin’ Ladies and Gentlemen,Beautiful night, isn’t it ? The moon shining rather nicely with just enough clouds to cast the perfect amount of shadows; oooh, how it takes me back. That is why we are here, correct, you want to know about my past ? Very well then.
Most people haven’t heard the name of Splatter, but you are all too aware of who I am. It seems that a hundred or so years ago the English press wasn’t very accurate telling the tale of the deeds I’ve done. They had to tell the story, but they didn’t know who was cleansing White Chapel. The only identity they had was the curious signature that accompanied the taunts left for the constables, thus I was dubbed “Jack the Ripper”, at least for that time period.
I’m actually not certain how many visits I had paid your lovely realm previous to that, but my memories certainly became stronger and more clear during that particular visit. There seemed to be an energy to collect upon saving the corrupt from themselves and cleansing this earth, so, I continued the practice in my visits to follow.
The Yorkshire Slayings were very powerful, but inadvertently, I involved an innocent. After issuing an appy-polly-logy to her family and the public, my spirit was torn from this realm, a penance hung upon me. I could continue my work here, but it would show my corruption. I would decay as my ability to judge innocent from wicked had that night.
The early 1980’s brought me around again to a rather populated town that made the hiding a bit difficult. A seasonal amusement attraction would provide a perfect back drop to mask actions sometimes thought to gruesome. C.U. Splatters’ Museum of Terror. It was perfect, well, for four years.
The decay of thought took it’s toll again and it seems I became a bit bold. I was caught and detained by an obscure state facility.
I witnessed the unfortunate souls, that destiny saw fit reside there, undergo torturous "therapies" and violent "take-downs" From doctors and attendants that were State sanctioned! And they called my acts madness. These poor wretches truly weren't in control of themselves, and on a daily basis would endure the wrath of their keepers in the Holy name of "sanity". This is where I saw salvation from my misfortune.
Not all of these wretches were without merit. Some could be useful on the outside. I vowed to assist in the escape of several chosen. Any who got in the way were shown the all the mercy that they had bestowed. The loonies ran the asylum as it were after that.
For six of these past seven years I have continued the cleansing. Yes, yes, there was that one year of inactivity. Sloppy work by past associates drew unwanted attention from yeat another group of State authorities that I did not appreciate.Followed by those that had remained loyal through out the years I moved on and found others like us. Ones to look after one another and continue our works.
Welly, well, that would bring us just about to the present. I can't help but notice you are still with me after revealing myself. You must think yourselves quite righteous to feel so safe.
                                  "Old habits die hard. I hope you don't"
                                                  C.U. Splatter

C.U. Splatter

   C.U. Splatter is a name that has been known around the Richmond / Wayne county Indiana area since the early 80s. The Museum of Terror was originally hosted by the Richmond Jaycees beginning in 1983 through 1987.
   Through the years CU won awards for Jaycee of the year, project and outstanding chairman of the year, project and chairman of the month of October for 3 consecutive years. CU was voted into the top 40 Jaycees of the State in 1984. CU still holds the record for the most money made at a haunted attraction outside of the Indianapolis area ($16,000 profit).
   CU has haunted several area abodes through out the late nineties to present His madd laughter has been heard from East to West to North. As of the 2004 haunt season C.U. has settled in the orchards of the Wesler's family orchards and farm market at Slash Productions'The Slaughter House.
    In February of 2005 C.U. gratefully accepted the nomination to the position of Vice President of Slash Productions. Along with his partner and President of Slash Productions, Rob Johnson, C.U. expects to bring the most blood, guts and gore to The Slaughter that this area has ever seen.

A GREAT BIG FANGS YOU To Rob Johnson of "Slash Productions" for hunting down Splatter and extending the invitation to come stalk the halls of The Slaughter House. C.U. Hasn't had this much fun on the hunt since he roamed the old downtown Richmond Gas House in the mid-eighties. You have breathed new life into this old Ghoul of mine.
                      Sincerely The Widow Splatter (formerly Mrs. C.U.)

The slaughterhouse extends its deepest thanks to the old dead man and his widow for bringing the best tour guide ever to rise from the grave and escort the living through an attraction. It makes us the best haunt with the best guide again thank you and i will be sure to dig your remains up for years to come.

                                             Robert Johnson

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